What to Avoid When in a Car Accident

1.Try avoid getting into a wreck at 4 in the morning. Cops don’t like to show up.

2. Try avoid getting into a wreck in a bad neighborhood. Creepy people like to come out of the woodworks and watch.

3. Try avoid getting into a wreck during the weekend. Auto shops and Insurance companies like to take the weekends off, since, you know, nobody gets into accidents during the weekend.

4. Try avoid getting into a wreck 2 1/2 hours away from your current city of residence. If your car is undrivable, it will be a pain in the ass for you to get to work on Monday morning.

And last but not least

5. Try avoid getting into a wreck

In case you couldn’t tell, I got into a car accident this past weekend after driving down to Chicago for a bboy jam with some Madison bboys. Thankfully, nobody from both sides got hurt. I just had to figure out how to get my car from Chicago back to Madison before Monday with a crushed right bumper. With a hammer and some duct tape, we managed to get my car into reasonable driving condition, with the caveat that turning left was very, very difficult. I made a lot of 3 rights in order to make a left. But, we’re back, and I’m here writing to vent/relieve some stress.