January 2010
7 posts
Jessie's on a roll with these...
Jessie: You're alway's sticking it in places it doesn't belong.
Me: That's what she said!
Jessie: I have a noodle stuck in my throat.
Alex: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!
Fuck Clowns
I don’t understand the appeal of clowns. Nobody likes clowns. They’re unnatural.
Dirty Kitchen Talk
It's been awhile since I posted a sexual innuendo.
Me: Why are you covering the knife with the hand while you chop?
Andy: (while chopping up some green peppers) Well, the seeds are spraying everywhere.
Me: Yea they are.
Intersession Update
Well, I really wanted to jot some notes down about stuff that’s been going on recently, but I have to get up early for work tomorrow and I kind of want to get a round of TF2 in before I go to bed. So this post is really kind of pointless, but it makes me feel better about not having posted in so long. More to come…
Sonnet
I was going over some of my old homework assignments, and I came across one of my sonnets that I wrote for IFP. I’m almost obscenely proud of it, and I decided to put it up here:
Before I begin the task of writing,
My pen is shackled by rhyme and meter.
I use up all my fingers for counting,
Using nonsense phrases like wife beater.
With four lines down, and now ten more to go,
This poem is...
pfunk
Typically a young adolescent who idolizes Will Smith and often imitates his dance style.
cough*peter*cough