December 2009
34 posts
Vacation Malaise
So I was out playing mahjong with the family when I made a general comment about my sister gaining freshman 15, when my mom said that I shouldn’t be talking and I was getting “sleep eyes”.  I thought she was talking about me sleeping around the clock during winter break and I said so.  My dad informed me that “sleep eyes” is when your face gets fat and your eyes...
Dec 31st
Dec 29th
Steelers Win!!
23-20 over the Ravens.  Hate to say it, but they basically gave us the game with all the penalties in the 4th quarter.  Now waiting on the Philly-Denver as well as the Indy-Jets game to see how the wildcards play out.  Of course, still have to win next week against the Dolphins.  Go Steelers! EDIT: Denver lost, but the Texans and the Jets both won.  Freaking Colts pulled Peyton Manning and just...
Dec 27th
Intersession Power Sessions
So, it’s almost 5 in the morning, and since I’ve f’ed up my sleep schedule, naturally I’d be awake at this hour.  What else is there to do at this time then look over some old practice footage.  And of course, with a month of free time coming up, it’s time to bring back Intersession Power Sessions! Here’s what I shall be working on: Flares: Surprisingly, I...
Dec 26th
“Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided...”
– fmylife.com
Dec 26th
Just discovered online poker.  This is baaaaad.
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
Good Deed
So today, I lifted a freakin car with my bare hands. Yea, lemme say that one more time: I lifted a freakin car with my barehands. Ok, so it wasn’t just me, it was me along with about 4 other guys.  But it was a big SUV, and we had to lift it above a guardrail that it had smashed through on a steep hill covered in snow, and the traction was really bad.  Also, once we lifted the SUV and...
Dec 22nd
Pittsburgh 37, Green Bay 36
Wow, what a game!  I was out eating dinner with my parents and had to listen to the last seconds of it on my mp3 player.  Crazy, crazy win, and it puts them back into the play off picture.  Next week’s game against the Ravens is going to be a must win for them. On another semi-related note, just watched The Blindside, which is the true story of a homeless kid Michael Oher, and how he got...
Dec 21st
“We have a natural compulsion to fill empty spaces.”
– Will Short, crossword editor of the New York Times
Dec 20th
Charlie Brown
Well, the holidays are upon us, and that means that ABC will start airing its Charlie Brown holiday special, whether it be Christmas, Thanksgiving, or Halloween, he suits every occasion.  A stalwart favorite, this is what I have to say about Charlie Brown… Fuck Charlie Brown.  That show is so depressing.  Why do we show these videos to kids?  All it is is Charlie Brown complaining about how...
Dec 20th
First day after Finals
Spent the first night of my break watching a whole bunch of korean music videos until like 4 in the morning.  They were like two or three years old too, so I’m way behind the times there.  Felt kinda guilty watching them too, like a giddy school girl… Woke up and shoveled the snow that decided to come overnight, and then later that night almost died driving upon said snowy roads....
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
“Is everybody in love with SBE lab? Cause every time I see them studying there...”
– Jessie
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THIS IS PATRICK!! →
Dec 14th
Rhul: Why do I always find myself in the same position?!
Alex: That's what she said!
Dec 14th
Rhul: Mhnnp glurargh plarghugh
Alex: That's what she said!
Dec 14th
Dec 10th
Rhul: go sleep dude
Alex: why dont yooou go to sleep?
Rhul: lol imma start working on my essay
time to get serious again
Alex: well me too
plus i'm more productive at night
like vampires
Rhul: sameeee
Alex: biatch
Rhul: wow vampires
twilight
alex = twihard
Alex: vampires + alex =
ungodly power
Rhul: vampires + alex + garlic = pwnage
Alex: vampires + alex who loves garlic + garlic = beast mode
Rhul: alex just thinking he could be a vampire = gay
Alex: jealousy + rhul = douchebag
Rhul: rhul - jealousy = awesomeness
Alex: rhul - jealousy = douche
jealousy = bag
Rhul: alex = bitter
bitter = asshole
alex = asshole
asshole * 3 = fuck you
LOL JUST KIDDING
Alex: haha
props
Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
WatchWatch
Woman calls 911 because her burger wasn’t made right.
Dec 9th
Dec 8th
“I wasn’t groping him, I was just standing behind him and sliding from side...”
– Professor Mike Beer, telling us why he was in a bad mood Friday (he broke up with his boyfriend)
Dec 7th
Waiting
If it’s one thing I hate, it’s waiting.  I don’t have a handy top ten things I hate list assembled, but it’s definitely in the top 3.  I’m normally a very easy going guy, but keep me waiting for 20 min, oh boy, I’ll be so pissed.  I’m the kind of guy who gets there early too, so I’ll be 5, 10 minutes early, and you’ll  be 20 minutes late....
Dec 7th
Dec 6th
Explosm- Black Friday →
Dec 3rd
Progress
So to procrastinate from finishing my sbe hw, I started watching old videos of myself battling.  I only have a few, which made me wish that I had battled more when I first started out, just so I can see the progress, or lack thereof. Watching the videos of my freshmen year makes me want to facepalm myself.  I was terrible.  No toprock to speak of, and all I had was cruddy footwork.  Then I look...
Dec 2nd
Rhul: Do I put it on my tongue? How long do you suck it? When do I bite it?
Phil: That's what SHE said!
Dec 2nd
Me: I thought you said that you were gonna stick it through.
Me: Heh, that's what I said!
Dec 2nd